Go to King Soopers and buy the following: 2 avocados (79c each), 1 tomato (33c each), 1 jalapeno (20c each), cilantro (79c each), lime juice ($5), red onion 50c

Acquire a bowl

Put the avocados in the bowl and mash them

Chop the tomato and add it to the bowl

Chop half the jalapeno (cut out the seeds and innards unless you want it spicy)

Chop a quarter of the cilantro and half of the red onion

Add a squirt of lime juice

Add 1 shake of salt

Mix

Eat with chips